My friend Mary Ellen would sometimes describe me as a “big pooper,” or if you have never met her, please know that I used to pee like a racehorse. Now as I sit here writing this, I can’t say that I’m proud of it, but I can say this: I’m not proud of it either.
Sometimes, however, I think I might use a different word to describe it. Like a pooper, a pooper is a person who, for whatever reason, must take a very long time to pee. In my case, I have a tendency to have a lot of poopers around me, and for a long period of time I would just keep going and going and going. To me it was like a running joke.
I have my own theory about this. If you have poopers around you, you can be very frustrating. This is because your poopers need to pee in order to pee, and if they need to pee a long time they can’t really focus on what they’re doing. So if you’re like me, you’ll have your poopers pee a lot but they can’t do anything else.
In the new Deathloop trailer there’s a scene where Colt sits down and starts to pee in his pants. This is actually a real action, as there are many scenes in Deathloop where people are taking poopers to the bathroom. It gets to the point where it becomes a running joke. At one point Colt is sitting in a chair and talking to some guy who’s wearing a shirt with a pooper in the front.
The only thing I would note about this scene would be the fact that it would be a lot easier to tell the player which pooper is actually the one who is doing the peeing. Colt is the one with pooper, and the person playing the pooper is the one who is doing the peeing. The other pooper is just an observer, the one who is sitting quietly on their hands.
While I’m not sure why this scene is supposed to be funny, I think it has a lot more to do with how you play the game. And to be honest, this might be one of the more silly jokes in the entire game. I’d love to see the director make a call to drop this joke because it’s just so damn funny.
Yeah, not a joke. But still, I’m not sure why Colt is having to pee so much. I mean, they are all wearing masks. But what’s the point? Do players have to pee in order to play Deathloop? I’m not sure. Maybe the reason they can’t breathe is because they’re using a breathing device. That might be the reason.
We already saw in the trailer how the Visionaries are able to hack into your system, so how in the world does the game keep you from being able to do that? Well, the game lets you hack into the system if you have an in-game map. The map is stored on your computer, so you can use it to find certain areas of the game.
It’s worth mentioning that the game will be available for free. In order to play, you’ll have to register your game console. This process is optional though, so feel free to register your console if you like.
All right, we were ready to get into it and get some laughs, but we didn’t. We were so busy looking at all the cool gadgets and fashion it took to impress us that we never even had time for a urine test. We were about to leave the party when the whole game starts to show up. The game starts with your character, Colt Vahn, and the Visionaries.